1) “These Boots Are Made for Walking” … as in, when it doesn’t boot up properly after doing an “upgrade” you can walk away… “c’mon boots…”

2) “Only the Lonely” … as in those with no life will be the first to run out and install Vista to replace XP. Picture guy done with pizza, tired of Cheers on TV, looks over at his PC and Vista box, tries calling a girlfriend, but nobody home … goes over to Vista and his eyes light up while the screen says “WOW!” Suddenly he feels like a new man, being welcomed by the glowing lamp of company, his new found friend, no longer lonely now that Vista is here …

I could go on, but why make you suffer?

On a positive note, I do like Office 2007, except for the fact that half the time I double click a shortcut on my desktop to a spreadsheet I use every day, nothing happens. I mean the program loads, but no spreadsheet. WOW!