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When Advertising Attacks - Veteran marketing technologist Christopher Laird Simmons rants about things he’s seen in the advertising and entertainment world

 

Contextual Counter Branding: Your Pizza is My Pizza - Why Search Engines Want to Sell Your Trademark to Your Competitors

Sat, 03 Mar 2007 20:51:57 -0800 PST
by Christopher Simmons

COLUMN: While the subject of contextual branding against other company’s trademarks will not be a new issue to some people, and I had been aware of the problem from the past couple of years of litigation between major companies and search portals like Google and Yahoo!, nevertheless I was a bit surprised when my brand was targeted by an upstart competitor.

My Baby was Possessed by the PlayStation 3 - Next Gen Game Consoles Take Different Approaches to TV Commercials

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 01:52:11 -0800 PST
by Christopher Simmons

COLUMN: After seeing one of Sony’s debut TV spots for their new PlayStation(r), I’m sure I was not the only one slightly freaked out by the toy baby who comes to life, starts to cry, then laugh maniacally before flashing demon red eyes… all while pawing the air toward the floating black slab of a PlayStation 3 (PS3).

What Can Brown Do for Identity Theft?

Sun, 10 Sep 2006 18:27:40 -0700 PDT
by Christopher Simmons

COLUMN: Companies need to do a better job of policing themselves when signing up new customers on the Internet and through mail campaigns, otherwise they risk contributing to an already serious epidemic of personal and business identity theft. Certain companies are making it a little easier for crooks to get a foot in the door due to a lack of safeguards and common sense. And guess what? It just happened to my company.

Man Fur Makes Me Thirsty - Alcohol and Shaving Don’t Mix

Fri, 21 Jul 2006 00:50:37 -0700 PDT
by Christopher Simmons

Cuervo Black and Coke commercialCOLUMN: Apparently shaving is no longer hip and cool. I’m watching TV, the commercials come on, and I am blinded by the stubble… oh the stubble … Does Paris Hilton think “that’s hot?” Ohmigod! I need to stop shaving or I’m not going to get past that velvet rope!

When Product Placement Goes Too Far

Mon, 03 Apr 2006 00:59:16 -0700 PDT
by Christopher Simmons

The Island - xboxCOLUMN: Product placement is considered a necessary evil and potential savior for the advertising industry, but sometimes the concept gets in the way of the art form. The recent creative and financial flop The Island took the concept way too far.